Officially 29 & Officially a Citizen

It is the second day of July, the second day into the 2nd half of 2011. And it is the second day of me being 29. Having to say that I will be 30 next year, I'm actually quiet anxious to enter the stage of 30s. 30 means a lot to a man. As the saying goes, a man's life starts at 30. I suppose you will be bound by so many responsibilities. You are demanded to have house, car and a life time partner by then. I'm nothing close to that yet. If I describe my 20s as full of excitement, adventures and discovery then the next chapter will have to be stability and the sense of security.    

I believe and hoping that I'm moving on the right path towards the chapter. A recap of the first half of 2011, I wasn't doing bad. I started to see some increment in my bank account as well as some saving. I'm glad with that.  And to reward myself, I got myself a Citizen Eco Drive Chronograph watch. With the original price at 4 figures, it certainly isn't cheap to my standard. I know there are heaps out there who spend 5 figures on a watch. As I was considering Seiko or Citizen at a budget of RM1k. I opted for Eco drive technology despite the strong commercial marketing that Seiko display on. Hopefully this babe is going to serve me some good time.

And to round it off my half a year recap, I will like to express my gratitude and thanks to all those that have celebrated my 29th birthday with me. Appreciated all the dinners, lunch, cakes and gifts. I'm so blessed to have you all !!!

The sperm collector machine !! WTF

This is what I came across on Daily Chili today. A sperm collector machine !! Or I should rather portrait it as a bloody Sex Toy for mens. Read on and justify on your own !

"Gentlemen, you need not sit in private and be "stimulated" to produce semen samples for your doctor anymore.

A Chinese company has invented a sperm collector machine, which was demonstrated at this year's China International Medical Equipment Fair.

SanWe, the maker has described it as "a device [that] can simulate the movement of a woman's vagina".

Read the product description on its official site:"It can simulate vaginal environment through massage, twitching, sucking [and] vibration, [and can] act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection fast and safe. It is the best clinical equipment of sperm collection."

Source: http://www.dailychilli.com/news/11383-introducing-the-sperm-collector-machine

www.sanwegroup.en.ecplaza.net

Damn genius !! It actually makes dull sperm donation a much more interesting event to participate. I'm pretty sure there is no more sperm shortage in the hospital. Perhaps I shall register myself as a donor soon.

Happy Rabbit New Year 2011

It is the first day of the lunar new year. May the year of rabbit be a prosperous one be it in the form of wealth and health to you and your family members.

And more Ang Pao !!!!! Gong Xi Fatt Cai !!

Jess Lee Jia Wei 李佳薇 is a Malaysian

Jess Lee Jia Wei 李佳薇 has been a household name for the past few days among the Chinese community around the globe. Particularly in Malaysia. For being the first Malaysian ever to win the 超級星光大道, a Taiwanese based singing competition which is equally well known as American Idol of the Chinese world. Kudos to her. Jess is making Malaysian real proud.

I'm not jumping in the bandwagon to discuss about her victory here. But I'm rather let down with some of the comments the Chinese Malaysians left on Youtube. There were criticisms saying that Jess is not suppose to sing a Malay Song "Gemilang" as well as to converse in Malay to thank the Malaysian fans. And I see Jess done that in an absolutely brilliant way. She does not forget her identity of being a Malaysian and fully utilized the multi lingual ability of being Malaysian. Chinese Malaysian in a singing competition does not have slight disadvantage at all. We are bringing in our own characteristic. It is this element that sustain. Well done, Jess !!

While, there were comments that "yet another Malaysian artist shined in the foreign land but not locals". Fair enough, most the Chinese Malaysian artists make their name overseas before they would ever get noticed back home. Does that means we do not have the platform for Chinese Malaysian artists to shine in Malaysia ? Does that means that we do not have the atmosphere for the artists to grow ? My 2 cents is most of these Chinese Malaysian artists were trying so hard back home, with the opportunity given, the platform to perform. Yet the core element in an entertainment business, which is us , the fans are not there to support them. So stop blaming that Malaysia does not give Chinese Malaysian artists a platform. We are given as much freedom as any other races in the country.

It is the fans that does not willing to even spend a bloody 10 bucks to support our Malaysian movie. Without the fans recognition, artists moved overseas, gaining their fame. Then We, the bloody sick Chinese Malaysian starting to join the bandwagon to celebrate their glory. Get a life !!!

Support our very own entertainment business be it local music or film industry.

A little pressie for myself....

Just got myself a Casio watch tonight. I have never been a fan of watch. I just don't fancy to have a piece of metal on my wrist. I guess at times, you do need that piece of metal not only to tell your the time but to bump up your image as a working profession. That's when I decided to splash a little bit of cash on this babe. I find Casio to be rather affordable yet dependable. Nowadays, you can't really find a decent men watch for less than RM200. So I guess I'm very satisfied to take this as a present for myself before getting back on working life again.^^

How to become a Gangster ? Open Vacancy

Secret society exists ever since the day human being started defining between the poor and the rich. Botak Chin and Kalimuthu were two of the infamous notorious gangster of their time in Malaysia. They were both claimed to use Siamese "bomoh" black magic to survive from numerous Police rampage. They were the cult figure of the under world but Robin Hood to many of the poor. They were known to help the poor with part of their spoils. Yeah, black and white is only separate by a mere border line. Does the grey zone exist ? You set your own parameter, your own standard.

So if you are driven to be a gangster, or rather a Robin Hood like the lates. These will be the criteria a.k.a Jobs Scopes.

1) Should be daring and willing to fight anyone. (minimum 1 years experience)
2) Should handle weapons diligently. (knowledge on knifes, parangs and short guns are essential)
3) Should have been locked up in jail at least once.
4) Have a few marks and sign of stitches in a visible place in their body(To mark that they have been in a few fights)
5) Possed own transport and willing to travel to any school to fight.

6) Willing to fight extra hours just to protect the field.
7) Should be able to speak vulgar words fluently in English, knowledge in vulgar words in other language such as Chinese, Malay and Tamil will be an added advantage.

Interested candidates are invited to APPLY ONLINE submitting a detailed resume together with current and expected salary.

(Only shortlisted candidates will be notified)

Isnt Julie Woon hot & spicy ?

The Quickie on 8TV last night was featuring Prem and this lady, Julie Woon as hosts. Since it was Deepavali night, the topic was none other than the festival of lights itself. Prem has been my favourite DJ on FLY fm rush hour. Anyway, Julie was little annoying that she kept on doing the Indian head shake(head bobble) as it was the Deepavali. Wouldn't it be a little discriminating ? No doubt, Julie Woon is one hell of a hot chick. I googled her this morning and to my surprise she actually have a lot of explosive photos online. Hmm.....quite scandalous for a public figure like her.

It has been two weeks since I came back from NZ. I'm busy with job hunting, interviewing and eating. Hopefully good fortune will arrive next week as how Deepavali is going to bring a series of light to bright up my future. I miss those deep blue sky of NZ and the laid back-ness so so much. Malaysian's sky seems to be a little too cloudy or perhaps hazy in a point that I cannot see the blue. The colour of sky can very much define my mood though just as how a bad weather can lead moody mode. Anyway, have a lovely weekend ahead.

Happy Diwali ^^

Mummy !! I need more $$ for food !!

Whats up yo !! A Hello from KL. After 8 months away on working holiday to NZ, I'm finally back home. I'm still struggling with jetlag and the difference of time zone. Well, getting to bed at 10pm and waking up at 6am does certainly helps me to get into working mode again anyway.

"Recycle Pic"

 

 

 

 

 

Food back home have certainly been badly missed. Yesterday I drop by Cha Cha Pan Mee @ Dataran Prima to have my usual order, their original version for breakfast. Only to my surprise that their prices have gone up. RM5.50 will ensure you a large bowl 8 months ago. However, that is the price for a small bowl now. And the large bowl have gone up by RM1 to RM6.50. That's one hell of inflation in just 8 months time. I'm sure, soon when I start venturing more to my usual food place; I will get more and more inflation hit.

So life is tough simply anywhere you go around the globe. The GST increase in New Zealand and I'm greeted with sky high price tag back home. Only one thing for sure, the salary cap stay the same. -_-

The Best of New Zealand

What I reckon you should enjoy to the fullest when you are in New Zealand.

The very best full cream fresh milk which got me extra 10 KG in England. And they have the equally good in NZ too. Sinfully delicious.

You can pretty much assume that awesome milk comes with great cheese too.

The NZ ice cream are milky creamy and a twist of fruity Boysenberry will send you near to orgasm.

Super fresh tomatoes, apple cucumbers, apples, kiwi.......thanks to the Kiwi's rich agri, horticulture.

NZ produces some of the finest, prime quality lamb in the world. The excellence of the quality makes my cooking taste like Gordon Ramsay's version.

The salmon here are very reasonably priced that you can have salmon pasta everyday.

I never appreciate the English pie during my England days. Up till I went back to Malaysia that I realized a preparation of a fine pie is a form of kitchen art too. And NZ pie is one of those snacks that I frequent every now and then.

Potato chips/crisps in NZ are very cheap and come with the best quality for junk food. Well..I reckon at least.

Have you ever see a Stingray fin which is a finger's thick ? This sea monster taste like chicken though. Its lack the tenderness of what we usually get back home in Malaysia.

And of course, the best sky view from the land of the long cloud. Happy Easter.

How To Turn Yourself Into a Vending Machine...

 

The great people from the nation of the rising sun have yet again come out with another great invention. To turn yourself into a soft drink vending machine !! WTF !! This is said to avoid any potential harm and to defeat the raping crime.So you can wear it as a usual skirt and transform yourself into a vending machine in seconds. An inspiration from the Ninja transforming art. Good grief. 

The Japanese are smart people indeed. What if that criminal want to buy a drink from the vending machine that you just transformed yourself into ? Well..you need to be a running vending machine then.

Monday Blues......

The sun was shinning fiercely burning me inside the car as I was driving to fetch my sister. The Red Rede FM was tuning some really decent oldies as far as the 60s in their afternoon show. With a DJ's voice as deep as the good old Patrick Teo who used to be with Radio 4. No fancy Hip Hop, no dirty lyrics. It brought back memories when my father used to play a lot of these oldies when I was little. Which I never really did appreciate back then, I ranted for the Backstreet boys instead. And now after a good 28 years, I find myself being absorb into these sentimental oldies. I started listening every now and then. Which got me being complained by the people around me for being such an old folk. I guess being sentimental is a part of aging process ? 

Happy Chinese New Year and FUCK that V day......

 

Today marks the end of OX year. We are welcoming the year of Tiger with full anticipation. The Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese and the huge population of Chinese around the world are celebrating the lunar new year on the 14 Feb this year. And yeah..double celebration on....that miserable lovebird's day.      

    

The Chinese will welcome the year of tiger with fire crackers and fireworks. In a small town like Sibu where the Chinese are the predominant race, the fireworks display can be described as you are in the war scene. Best way to describe, bombing everywhere. Terrorist red alert if this will to happen in the land of Mr.Obama.
 

 

These will start off half an hour before the new year and last for a good one hour. With literally every Chinese family playing their part. Numerous bans on the crackers from the authority in charge failed miserably to stop the celebration.  No doubt. Such magnificent masterpiece is very  “Sibu-only”. Authentic Sibu experience. 

 May the year of Tiger bring in prosperity and great health to your family, my family and her family. May the good fortune be with you forever. Happy Chinese New Year, Gong Xi Fatt Chai and still Fuck that V day.

 

I'm a Single Man...........

  

It has been a hectic one week. A week which suppose to be full scheduled with farewell gathering with friends before i leave for New Zealand. But it turn up that i broke up with my girlfriend and i lost my phone (left it in a Taxi) in the same week. What a week indeed. These spoiled my mood. My mood to meet friends as a happy me rather than a moody one.

  

I got myself Sony Ericsson G900 yesterday. This is a smart phone, a rather cheap smart phone with WIFI, touch screen and 5mp camera. I'm pretty satisfy with this babe after a day of using. Priced @ RM650 plus a 2 GB memory card, I learn to appreciate its abilities. But the camera function seem to be a little off standard though.

Anyway, life move on. And I hope baby you will enjoy the single life that you has been demand for. I hope i will enjoy mine too. It has been tough without you by my side. 

When I Was In England.....

  

These were the memories in the Queen's nation.

  

  

A good four years of memories. @ York

  

The joys & tears @ The Forge, Sunderland

  

Particularly like the streets in England. Those high street fashions which surrounded by good old buildings. The melting pot of the past and present @ Leeds

  

And their lovely parks. The greens in the middle of  the hustle & bustle. Relaxing is the word. @ Hyde Park

  

The affair with the Queen's troop.

  

Those renown landmarks not to be missed. @ London

  

The very English gloomy weather. 

  

Great talent to be recognized. @ Bath

  

The very artistic mohawk piggy @ Bath 

  

Poetic atmosphere and the punting with thousand years of history. @ Cambridge

 

 Fabricated such a meaningful masterpiece. @ Cambridge University

 

 The Sherlock Holmes' way of transport.

  

Sunderland, thanks for the memorable chill.

 

 And finally, when i kissed......

Hell !! I Thought It Turn Into A PORN Site......

I was a little surprise today when i "accidentally" came across a blog which is using the same template as mine. I would have expected that as the template was one of those blogger.com's default. That is the consequence when you are too lazy to customize one yourself. 

But I feel unease to share the same template with a blog like this one.

 

You can expect what is this gonna be if i will to do a screen shot a little further down. Heck !! I was sharing the template with a PORN site all this while. This is definitely not something to be proud of. 

I spent the entire afternoon to search for another template for my blog's make over. I was having a tough time to fit the Nuffnang header ad banner into most of the template. But I'm glad that i found one at last.

I'm praying that there isn't another PORN site sharing the similar template again. 

BLOG SLAVE

There are quite a few blogs that really inspire me. Reading those blogs have become part of my daily chores. I did sensed that blogging can be addictive yet need a lot of effort to keep it going.

KYspeaks.com are one of the earliest blog that i get myself obsessed with. His topics ranged from food entries around KL/PJ area to his home town Penang. Can't go wrong with recommendation from glutton like him.

 

 Sixthseal.com - Through KY's blog i get to know this dude, Huai Bin. On a very sudden occasion, i get to know that this dude was living in the same condominium with me. That he is from Sibu as well. Sixthseal.com as a rather unique way of writing and i'm not going to elaborate much about HB's background. Notorious is all i can say.

  

Suituapui.wordpress.com - This blog has always keep me updated with food back in my home town. Whenever I'm home sick or when I'm craving for that little plate of Kampua, Sarawak Laksa. This blog is my remedy. I started reading without realizing who is the man behind this masterpiece. Till one day, I found out that this man is my ex-English teacher. What a world !! And now i take reading his blog as flipping through free newspaper in the early morning as he usually update his in the morning. 

  

Kimong.com - Kim Ong, a gorgeous, elegant young lady who get married to our national cyclist Josiah Ng and now resides in the land of Kangaroo. Kimong.com is most probably the only lady's blog that i frequent my visit to everyday. I find her cooking post very inspiring indeed. Needless to say she is daring and creative enough to mix & match almost any kind of ingredients. This blog give me the urge to get my hands dirty down in the kitchen.

The Malaysian Blogosphere are indeed at their very own peak. With Blog, everyone and anyone can be a writer. There is no restriction, no limitation. You are only restricted by your own creativity.